Nat, I tell you it’s the bleedin’ gnomes again. In addition to myself and my brother, several others have come to testify about these vicious little critters and their sheer bloody mindedness. Let’s have it, Crowley.
Ooof. Nasty little buggers. Can’t get rid of ‘em, can ya? What else did they do?
Oh, that’s just cruel.
But, hey, we DO know one surefire way to kill them. First, do you have your supernatural giftbasket at the ready?
No one gave it to you? WHAT IS THIS?
WE MUST REMEDY THIS
Now. First:
And pour it next to the nearest mousehole. Gnomes love the stuff, dontchaknow.
(A generous dose of the hard liquor in a gnome-acceptable shot glass wouldn’t hurt, either.)
When the gnome approaches (you’ll know by the scuffling, scratching and periodic swearing coming from the hole,) do you know what do do?
That’s right. Gnomes are very sensitive to sound, especially when they’re drunk. Which is always.
Then, right when they stick their horrible, videocamera-thieving heads out,
Give them a shot of the patent-pending Mycroft Reproachful Stare.
I can guarantee they will never trouble you again.
Free consultation brought to you by the Gnomemeister. Thank you. Thank you.
Have I mentioned the enormity of your sheer awesomeness of late? Because you need to be reminded.
Oh, and I hate you for making me laugh so hard that my mom questions my sanity. Again.
She’ll be checking the closet for weaponry.
Also again.
BUT SHE’LL NEVER LOOK INSIDE THE TAMPAX BOX 8DDDDD
That needed to be reblogged. Because THAT. Is one relevant photo. RIGHHHTTT THERRREEE.
I HAVE SUCH WONDERFUL FRIENNDDDSSSSSSS
THESE EMOTIONS ARE EVERYWHEEERRRREEEEE
I shall coat myself in a layer of salt and soap… mixture. I WILL BECOME IMMORTALLLLLLLL.
The Abraham Lincoln gif on a grizzly bear.
Anyway, I’m glad you’re feeling marginally better!
No, seriously. I’m glad. The gnomes, in addition to stealing homework, clothing, and electronics, also slip depressants into their victim’s food.
They are also known to be hallucinogenic as well.
And now, for a gif that for some reason made me giggle uncontrollably for 13 minutes as it kept replaying in my mind.
You’re welcome.
PICTURE IS ONLY SOMEWHAT RELEVANT!
Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
ALMOST 2
2 Million!
2.7 Million
Almost 3 Million!!!!
4 MILLION!!!!
LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!
Let’s get 5 million!!!
REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IF YOU’RE A WIZARD OR A WITCH.
lol, I feel sorry for the muggles who don’t reblog this.
WE CAN DO THIS!!!
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What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again…
Via Laughs in the Face of Hurricanes
Batman’s such a drama queen.
THIS THIS THISTHISTHIS *ACCURATE*
AHHAH YES. </3
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Your friend shakes it:
& you’re like:
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